Lyrics – “How’s Your Hedge Fund Now, Baby”
by Walt Stewart
Copyright 2009
VERSE 1
Momma’s holding kitchen court / there’s nothing to eat
Says she’s got to rest her weary feet
Ain’t seen it this bad since Papa lost the still
When the tea pot boiled over on the S & L bill
and Momma said to Daddy
CHORUS
How’s your hedge fund now baby
You still think it’s just an accident
It’s seven come eleven with side effects
these money changers got no horse sense
VERSE 2
She says it’s a matter of G-8’s dysfunction
Playing Texas hold-em at the G-twenty junction
It’s no fun trimming hedges in the big apple
When blind credit raters are sleeping in the temple
Bridge: I want a raise, I want a raise….today
SOLO
VERSE 3
In walked the judge wearing his derivative suit
Money leaking from the soul of his boot
Daddy says to Momma / Where’d you get this crap?
She says been doing my banking at the Laundromat
Bridge: I want a raise, I want a raise….today
Bridge: I want a raise, I want a raise….today
SOLO
Bridge We want a raise. We want a raise ….today
Bridge We want a raise. We want a raise ….today
Bridge We want a raise. We want a raise ….today
